ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet)

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.

dizzydicks:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

but imagine, you are sitting all alone in this thing with a cat or something, and suddenly a bomb comes and the world is literally destroyed. But for some reason, your bubble isn’t. So then radioactive zombies and stuff and it’s just a cat, you, and your bubble against a million zombies.

seasluq:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and theyre like

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cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

todays-tuesday-too:

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

this gave me an aneurysm

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